Prisoner 62608 was found face down on the basement floor with a split lip at approximately 7:27pm on the night of Thursday, August 13th. It is assumed he was involved in a brawl, but he refuses to incriminate any of his toys. Since found, prisoner 62608 has been shouting gibberish and rubbing his head, which we think may indicate brainwashing by his long-time rival, John Deere tractor. Until further interrogations can be made successful we are keeping 62608's lip on ice, and John Deere will stay in solitary.
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