"Repeat after me: God is great and God is good."
Luke: Got is gate and Got is gut
"Let us thank Him for our food."
Luke: Tank 'im for food.
"By His hands we all are fed."
Luke: Hands are fed.
"Thank-you Lord for daily bread."
Luke: Bread, yeah. Amen!
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Luke: I'm playing ass-kicking game, Mama!
What?!
Luke: I'm playing ass-kicking.
What?!
Luke: I'm playing hockey and ass-kicking!
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Ice-skating!!! Oh you're ice skating! That's good.
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Laura: Do you know what time it is, Derek?
Luke: Derk, I wake up at seven-thirty. Is it seven-thirty?
Derek: Hey, that's Daddy to you, pipsqueak.
Luke: I'm Nook. You're Derk, Daddy.
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Luke: I want a hamba-igg-ater.
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and a french fry!
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no, I really want kep-chup.
Ass-kicking. You just made my day. Thanks, Luke! (And thank you, Laura, for conveying his quotes!)
ReplyDeleteThis is so cute! I thought it was what it really meant. I was thinking how can he be saying that? He's only 2.
ReplyDeleteL. O. figgin L.
ReplyDelete!!!!
:D